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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 6:36 pm |
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Helpful Spouse
A man and his wife are having a huge argument when their car is stopped by a police officer.
The following exchange takes place....
The man says: "What's the problem officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken tail light."
Man: "Broken tail light? I didn't know about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that tail light for weeks."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
Man turns to his wife and yells: "Shut your mouth, woman!"
Officer turns to the woman and asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
Wife says: "No, only when he's drunk." |
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:11 pm |
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Awwwwwwwwwwww |
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Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 11:07 pm |
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2 gud!! |
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Re: Helpful Spouse!!! |
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:20 am |
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very helpful  |
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Re: Helpful Spouse!!! |
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Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:22 am |
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Very Much Helpful Spouse  |
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