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Post Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:07 pm Reply with quote
The patient awakened after the operation to find herself in a room with all the blinds drawn.

"Why are all the blinds closed?" she asked her doctor.

"Well," the surgeon responded, "They're fighting a huge fire across the street, and we didn't want you to wake up and think the operation had failed."
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Post Posted: Sat Nov 15, 2008 8:07 pm Reply with quote
The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.
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Post Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 11:26 am Reply with quote
sushma gupta wrote:
The difference between a neurotic and a psychotic is that, while a psychotic thinks that 2 + 2 = 5, a neurotic knows the answer is 4, but it worries him.


nice one..........keep posing more
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Post Posted: Mon Mar 02, 2009 10:50 am Reply with quote
thank you so much for sharing this.
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