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Kids in school think quick

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one love hi i am saurabh Moderators Team Funwadi Uploader Reputation: 137 Joined: 06 May 2007 Posts: 1915 Medals: 1 (View more...) Gender: Location: lucknow Digg It Del.icio.us Slashdot It!	Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 8:44 am Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________ ________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher. _________________ Lets Rock!!!!!!!
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!ME! !ME! aka !YOU! FunWadi Co-Admin Top Poster Top Gamer Reputation: 184 Joined: 24 May 2007 Posts: 10414 Medals: 5 (View more...) Gender: Digg It Del.icio.us Slashdot It!	Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 1:34 pm _________________ ....................!ME! AKA !YOU!....................
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lsh_mng Rising Star Reputation: 0 Joined: 17 May 2007 Posts: 364 Medals: None Gender: Digg It Del.icio.us Slashdot It!	Posted: Thu Sep 04, 2008 10:54 pm i've read them b4 bt i've always liked ths 1: Quote: TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand.
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cvkhare Never Posted Reputation: 0 Joined: 04 Sep 2008 Posts: 7 Medals: None Gender: Digg It Del.icio.us Slashdot It!	Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:34 am one love wrote: Kids in school think quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America. MARIA : Here it is! TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America? CLASS : Maria! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank? FRANK : Because of the sign. TEACHER : What sign? FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?" GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L" TEACHER : No, that's wrong GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water? DONALD : H I J K L M N O!! TEACHER : What are you talking about? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago. WINNIE : Me! __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty? GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I." MILLIE : I is... TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am." MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE? TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time." __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?" LOUIS : Because George still had the ax in his hand. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. __________________________________________________ _________ TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his? CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!; __________________________________________________ ________ TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested? HAROLD : A teacher.
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casper_fms Freindly Ghost in FUNWADI Moderators Team Reputation: 73 Joined: 17 Jan 2007 Posts: 1648 Medals: 1 (View more...) Gender: Location: Heaven Digg It Del.icio.us Slashdot It!	Posted: Mon Sep 08, 2008 9:18 am very nice _________________ "Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit." If U liKe ThIs PoSt, AdD mE a RePuTaTiOn
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