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Sardar: Why are all these people running?
Man: This is a race, the winner will get the cup.
Sardar: If only the winner will get the cup, why
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:46 am |
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On a romantic date Sardar's girl friend asks him
"Darling on our
engangement will you give me a ring? He said "Ya, sure
what's your
phone
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:47 am |
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A teacher told all students in a class to write an
essay on a cricket
match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He
wrote "DUE TO
RAIN,
NO MATCH!" |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:48 am |
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A sardar was very fond of sensational and detective
novels,
but he always started reading from the middle. A
friend of his asked
why
he did so? "It'z doubly interesting", said the Sardar.
"to start from
the middle keeps one curious not only about its
conclusion but also
about its beginning. |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:22 am |
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ek baar 1 sardar khana kha raha tha.....
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ab kya sardar khana bhi nahin kha sakta!!!!!!!
jaan lelo usk |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:23 am |
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DEATHS THAT MADE EVEN TOP DOCTORS WONDER...
This case happened in a hospital's Intensive care ward wher! e Patients
always died in the same bed and on all Sunday morning at 11a.m,
regardless of their medical condition.
This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to
do with the supernatural. No one could solve the mystery as to why the
deaths took place at 11 AM.
So a world-wide expert team was constituted and they decided to go down
to the ward to investigate the cause of the incidents. So on the next
Sunday morning few minutes before 11 a.m. all doctors and nurses nervously waited outside the ward to see for themselves.
what the terrible phenomenon was all about..................
Just when the clock struck 11...
and then......
then.....
then....
and then....
Santa Singh, the part-time Sunday sweeper, entered the ward and
Unplugged the life support system & plugged in the vacuum cleaner... |
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| Posted: Tue Oct 30, 2007 11:25 am |
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A sardar invested 2 Lakhs in a business and Suffered huge Loss. Do u know what the business was?
.. . . He opened a Saloon in Punjab |
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| Posted: Fri Sep 05, 2008 10:02 pm |
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nice collection
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