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Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A SARDARJI BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner. |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:16 pm |
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sardarji: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
sardarji: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the wierdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer." |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:16 pm |
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| A sardarji was driving down the highway to Disneyland when he saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, he said to himself "oh well !" and turned around and drove home. |
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| Posted: Mon Oct 22, 2007 8:17 pm |
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Our sardarji was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME,AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he the column SEX. He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote THRICE A WEEK. On seeing this in his appln. form, he was told that it was wrong and what they wanted it to be filled was either MALE or FEMALE. Again our sardar thought for a long time before coming up with the answer PREFERABLY FEMALES.  |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:35 am |
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yare Puttar,
I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.I`m writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don`t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20miles. I won`t
be able to send the address as the last Sardar who stayed here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not have to change their address.
Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate here, and that our address will remain same too. This place is really nice.
It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet I`m not sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and haven`t seen them since.
The weather here isn`t too bad. It rained only twice last week.The first time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted me to send you, your Aunt said it would be alittle too heavy to send in the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the pocket. Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the grass at the cemetery.By the way I took Bahu to our club`s poolside. The manager is Badmash. He told her that two piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were confused as to which piece should we remove?
Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven`t found out whether it is a girl or a boy, so I don`t know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.
Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he burned for three days.
Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his father`s last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for his father.
There isn`t much more news this time. Nothing much has happened. Wanted to write longer but the envelope is already sealed.
Live long
Your dear mother
Jaswanto |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:39 am |
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Intelligent Sardar mil gayaaaa....
A Sardarji and his wife are traveling by car from Key
West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the
road, they`re too tired to continue, and they decide
to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and
take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four
hours and then get back on the road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk
hands them a bill for 350. The Sardarji explodes and
demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells
the clerk although it`s a nice hotel, the rooms
certainly aren`t worth $350. When the clerk tells
him $350 is the standard rate, the man insists on
speaking to the Manager. The Manager appears, listens
to the Sardarji, and then explains that the hotel has
an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center
that were available for the husband and wife to use.
But we didn`t use them", the Sardarji complains.
Well, they are here, and you could have," explains
the Manager. He goes on to explain they could have
taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
famous. "The best entertainers from New York,
Hollywood and Las Vegas perform here,"
the Manager says.
But we didn`t go to any of those shows,"
sardarji complains again.
"Well, we have them, and you could have", the Manager
replies. No matter what facility the Manager mentions,
the sardarji replies "But we didn`t use it".
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the Sardarji
finally gives up and agrees to pay. He writes a check
and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when the looks at the check.
"But sir," he says, "this check is only made out for
$100." "That`s right," says the sardarji,
"I charged you $250 for sleeping with my wife."
"But I didn`t!" exclaims the Manager.
"Well," the Sardarji replies, "she was here,
and you could have." |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:41 am |
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Three friends die in a car accident and they go to an
orientation in heaven. God asks all of them,
`When you are lying there after the accident and
friends and family are mourning and crying,
what would you have liked to hear them say about you?`
The first guy says, `I would liked to hear them say
that I was a great doctor of my time,
and a great family man.`
The second guy says, `I would have liked to hear them
say that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher
which made a huge difference, in children of tomorrow.`
The last guy, a sardarji replies after much thought,
`I would have liked to hear them say...
LOOK, HE`S MOVING!` |
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| Posted: Thu Oct 25, 2007 10:42 am |
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A Sardar buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes
to Delhi to claim it and the man verifies
his ticket number.
The Sardar says, "I want my 20 lakhs. The man replied,
"No, sir. It doesn`t work that way. We give you one
lakh today and then you`ll get the rest spread out for
the next 19 weeks. "
The Sardar said, "Oh, no. I want all my money right now!
I won it and I want it."
Again, the man explained that he would only get a lakh
that day and the rest during the next 19 weeks.
The Sardar, furious with the man,
screams out, "Look, I want my money!
If you`re not going to give me my 20 lakhs right now,
then I want my five rupees back!" |
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